INTRO
Take a heaping helping of bologna
Covered with a coat of something phony
Sprinkle on some crap
Set it in a trap
Serve it to a sap
That’s bullshit bullshit
Bullshit bullshit
I
Bullshit should be odorless and tasteless
Out of sight, anonymous and faceless
Once it starts to smell
It gets hard to sell
Everyone can tell
It’s bullshit bullshit
Bullshit bullshit
Just as soon as bullshit starts to stinkin’
Even stupid people start to thinkin’
They get all uptight
Mad enough to fight
Anything that might
Be bullshit bullshit
Bullshit bullshit
Bullshit! Bullshit!
The slick dreams a trick up and pulls it
The gullible go
For the sham and the show
Long as they do not know
It is bullshit
But if they get wind of something rotten
That can’t be forgiven, nor forgotten
People balk and stall
Market values fall
There is just no call for
Bullshit bullshit
Bullshit bullshit
II
Bullshit often called by the initials
B.S., has been used by high officials
Playing politics
Pulling dirty tricks
Naturally they mix
In bullshit bullshit
Bullshit bullshit
Bullshit is employed by a warmonger
To defame some names he aims to conquer
To support attack
He’ll distort a fact
His reports all smack
Of bullshit bullshit
Bullshit bullshit
Bullshit bullshit
When shat from a platform or pulpit
Can seem to ring true
All red, white and blue
Until you see through
To the bullshit
Then as you are coming to your senses
As your rude awakening commences
You go into shock
Knowing you took stock
In another crock
Of bullshit bullshit
Bullshit bullshit
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